Immoral Thoughts

I'm having immoral thoughts.

For example, is it immoral to put Snuggle brand fabric softener in a Downy brand fabric softener ball?

If you don't know what a Downy ball is, then click on this link:
http://www.downy.com/en_US/products/downyball.jsp

I have a confession to make. I've been doing it -- putting Snuggle brand fabric softener in my Downy Ball. I feel so immoral and cheap, but I just can't help myself.

My puppy poops in the house. I'm trying to teach her to poop outside, but I think it's hard for a small dog to poop. Well, I just read on a web-site they don't have full control of their sphincter until they're about 4 months old. Pepper's not there yet.

Well, I need to consider other moral issues, like can you put Pepsi in a Coke glass? Things like this keep me busy day in and day out.

Maybe I'll go eat some Japanese food for lunch today. Now, that's a segway if I ever wrote one.