Bulldog and I were chatting about something the other day where the manufacturer added more things to the thingy. I can't remember what it was, and that's driving me nuts. I do; however, know our US razor manufacturers are adding more blades to t heir razors.
When will it ever end? I think there's a five-bladed razor out there now! One day, we're going to have this yard-stick long razor you run over your face once and leave bone and gristly. You'll never need to shave again!
More marshmallows in our Lucky Charms™ (they're magically delicious!)? I don't know. I can't remember. Man, it's driving me nuts!
I'm going out tonight "with the boys". We're having dinner and then seeing V For Vendetta. The last movie we all saw together wasn't all that good in my humble opinion (Ultra Violet). I don't know anyone who actually like Ultra Violet.
After the movie, I'm supposed to pick up my sister, Karen, from the airport. She's coming in on Northwest flight 1514 at 10:32pm. I have to go to the Albany airport and pick her up because her husband, Rod, is having "a procedure" done today.
Karen wouldn't tell me what "a procedure" is other than he can't drive for a day or so after it occurs. I know for a fact Rod was "fixed" a long time ago, so it can't be that. I guess I'll never know. It's like, "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop™?"
There are just some things mankind is fated not to know. At least I'm fated not to know them, in the case of Rod. I'm sure Rod knows... and possibly even Karen -- his wife.
We have friends who are missionaries in Cameroon, Africa visiting on Friday night. I'll have to put all my booze and porn away for their visit (just kidding.... I'll leave it out for them to enjoy too.... Mwa haa haa... just kidding again...).
I've known the woman, Yezmin, since I was a freshman in college. Wow. Twenty-six years! Barb (I mean Evil) has known her longer. They have the most interesting stories to tell, as you can imagine. A lot of their stories have to do with just *being* a missionary and cultural stuff.
Brittany just phoned me. She's been accepted into Moody Bible Institute! Wow. What a terrific kid. She did very well this year in school (Schenectady County Community College), but she wants to go to Moody now.
Moody's tuition is free (zero dollars and zero cents). However, you do need to pay for room and board. Still, it's a good deal cheaper than schools that are less-than-free. Brittany's going to study teaching English as a second language. I hope it's a good experience for her.
Brittany really needs to get out of the house for a bit. She (being the Evil Overlord In Training or the OIT for short) has conflicts with Pure Evil herself ooccasionon. The conflicts primarily focus on When-Is-A-Good-Time-To-Mess-Up-Evil's-Kitchen-By-Baking-Chocolate-Chip-Cookies and the like. Still, I think the OIT will enjoy "being on her own some."
No fear, Bekah is becoming more Evil every day. I will get to enjoy many, many more years of burgeoning Evil in my house.
I'm excited!
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